Parenting: You're Doing It Wrong

Just a couple photos to share that shows how excellent my parenting is.

Underfoot. This was mainly taken for scale to look back on and see how tiny Nora was as a baby. Don't worry. My center of gravity was completely on my other foot.

Also visible is my square of tanned skin that my iMacs give me every summer.

She has a little trouble with the glass, which is why I'm building her a little baby beer bong. Naw, just kidding. She's more of a white wine baby.