Nora, the other day your mother called me into the living room to look at what new feat you were mastering. She said you'd been like this for ten minutes, lying on her chest straining to keep your enormous head vertical. So I grabbed the video camera and captured your valiant efforts. And then I couldn't help but put the obvious soundtrack on it, which you won't understand at all. Make sure you watch at least until the halfway mark when the music starts. And yes, our house is a mess sometimes. You have a kid and see how neat your house is.
P.S. Oh, yes I did.