Waterball

Do you ever feel isolated from the rest of the world? Do you ever feel like all your efforts are futile? Do you ever feel like you're just a mouse running in a wheel, never accomplishing anything? Do you ever feel like you look like an idiot in front of everyone?

If you answered "Sometimes, but not nearly as much as I'd like to!", then have we got the perfect product for you! Presenting: Waterball

Look at how terribly frustrating this must be:

Dignity supplements sold separately.

Made by an inflatable advertising company: Biz.It.

At least they're tethered, so your child doesn't just blow out to sea. Supposedly they have up to two hours of air. Personally, I wouldn't get into one of those things without a pocket knife.