I Bought A Pair of iMacs

A few weeks ago, I was in the zapataria1 the other day, and I found a nice pair of sandals that I liked. I tried them on, liked them, and decided to buy them. Only after I had already handed over my money, I casually asked the shop attendant, "By the way, what brand are these?" I swear, I didn't buy these just because I'm a Mac geek.

Like any good Mac geek, we'll start with pictures of the box.

iMac - The absolute comfort.

Fifty-nine euro-bucks really isn't that expensive for good, comfortable shoes. The Europeans have such small feet that I'm size 44 over here.

Like the computers, my iMacs, after only a short period of use, are showing some discoloration due to skin oils.

I should have done the photoshoot when they were new, but it didn't occur to me.

Installation complete.

A screenshot of the user interface as experienced by the user.

I couldn't find anything on the internet about this brand of shoes because that particular search term is so heavily weighted with non-sandal content. You'd think there would be some trademark infringement going on here somewhere. Anyway, I'm loving my new iMacs.

1If you don't know what that word means, watch Pulp Fiction.